Angeygirl

Crack fic!    John Smith, generic Talon soldier #24 of squad beta, knew it was his day to die.    To put it bluntly, Overwatch showed up. Just a routine (well, not so routine, but anyway,) raid at a dock to steal some high-rated tech or that kind of jazz, and an entire Overwatch strike force showed up in response. For the love of all things holy, they brought the gorilla! The brought the gorilla that managed to pound Doomfist into the ground that one time!    Squad beta was screwed.    But that wasn't the only reason. No, it got better. John Smith, generic Talon soldier #24, glanced over to his right to look upon a shaking, hyperventilat